Ugh --- we just had a 45 minute staff meeting about a new way of saving files. These women I work with simply cannot grasp new information. Chimps learn faster.

do you personally know any chimps? I dont think so. Your arguement is not valid. NEXT!

I've known you since we were kids. I've seen you grow up and struggle to learn new ideas, throw feces, and all that stuff. Heirgo, I've known a chimp for a long time.