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specialk specialkOG 2003

Tell her you can date her, but she has to be ok with your 4 other girlfriends, and your 6 babays and dey mamas. And SHE has to get the job....'cause P-I-M-P's like you don't pay for their womens on dates.

Or the next time she comes up to you, you could scream "EW!!! GIRLS!!! COOTIES!!! RRUNNNNNNNN!!!!!" and throw rocks at her.....that should do the trick.

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