can't get this chic off my back LOCKED
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so when i was in fifth grade i met this girl on my bus and from that day i had a huge crush on her. she lived right down the street from me, so i talked to her on the bus like every day day for about four school years. we became good friends.
anyways, i stopped going to public school when i got to highschool, for various reasons, and didn't see her for a long time (even though she lived down the street from me). then i got a job at centenary college, and to my dismay ran into her there. I found out that she now goes to centenary as a primary source of education (laaame).
anywho, after running into her the first time she's all askin'me for my number and stuff. I don't want to give her my number, because i am so not interested anymore, and do not want to make her think that i am. so for about five weeks, every time i ran into her and she asked for my number, i made up some excuse ("oh, my phone is up at my desk" or well my phone broke, and i am getting a new one soon and it's going to be a different number") and so on and so forth.
one day though i was walking to a class room to fix some idiots computer problem and i run into her while im on the phone. so at this point, there is nothing i can do. i have to give her my number, and like two or three days later i get this call from her, and she and this other girl from school want to hang out with me. i got off of work at four that day, but told her i was working untill eight so i would not have to hang out with her. but now there are two of them after me!!!
anyways, i am not returning her calls, and whenever i bump into her at work i try to act very distant, or like i am high. but this girl is just not getting the hint.
sometimes being ridiculously good looking is such a curse.
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I've come to the conclusion that women are trouble Alex. Just pretend she doesn't exist.
I love how everyone else is trying to give him good advice where me and matt are just ripping into him, HAHAHA
he doesn't need advice. he needs to man up.
a set of what? testicles?
edited your post? looks like you're the one that needs to man up, brah.
i edited it.
yeahhh, ian saved you, son. he had mercy on you. lock it up.
owned
act like your high..i don't even know you but i think your hilarious...hahaha...
He's really a nerd with clown hair. LOL!
CLOWN HAIR! hahaha
have you considered physically disfiguring yourself?
I can help with that. What's your pleasure Alex, acid in the face or a few nasty blows. haha...
did you just say "a few nasty blows"?
dude you are gay.
Dude I know it sucks being inferior to my studliness. It's ok.
good one
I actually had a similar experience, minus all the lies, of course. I had a girl I met at the college actually corner me, and ask me out. She had me pinned up against the wall. I explained that she was great and all, but I really don't date outside of my religion. She was let down, but it was okay.
seriously. fake girlfriend.
haha. i guess thats lying too, so if you wanna go the honesty route, tell her not interested.
but fake girlfriends are nice. i had one for high school.
yeah i did that once too, it doesn't always work though
it does if you have photos and have them pick you up from school hahah at least that's how it worked for me! i look back at what an easy time i had in h.s. cos there were witness guys there a few grades ahead of me. if they saw a guy walking up to me, they'd run up and put their arm around me. i don't get why they did this since they were messing with worldly girls, but hey it worked out to my benefit!
yeah photos are wonderful. for me, i had this girl i knew from virginia beach play my girlfriend. my grandparents live down there, so i had access from going there fairly often, but obviously nobody in my high school knew her. and it didn't hurt that she was a babe. so i had a couple pictures of her around - in my wallet, notebook - and i did get to use them. at least twice the girl thought i didnt really have a girlfriend and was just trying to blow her off (guess im a bad liar) so the pictures helped.
this can work...by having one of your female friends show up and be all cute in front of the chick and she'll think you already have a girl. my male bestfriend and i have done this and have saved each other. LOL
yeah, but it would be hard to plan because i don'tsee her everyday. i always bump into her unexpectedly(?).
yea, i'd always tell guys in HS i had a boyfriend, because there was always a guy i liked outside of school, and sometimes you just want to get them off your back.
Tell her you can date her, but she has to be ok with your 4 other girlfriends, and your 6 babays and dey mamas. And SHE has to get the job....'cause P-I-M-P's like you don't pay for their womens on dates.
Or the next time she comes up to you, you could scream "EW!!! GIRLS!!! COOTIES!!! RRUNNNNNNNN!!!!!" and throw rocks at her.....that should do the trick.
it must be so tough being an untouchable stud. i don't know how you survive.
lying never works. why would that be a good thing? I got asked out by a girl at work, and I didn't know what to do, so I told her I'd think about it, and then I had to tell her the next day I didn't date outside of my religion, and it would have been 100% better if I just said it up front.
well i think it's a little different for him because it's not like she actually asked to date him. she just wants to hang out all the time and whatnot. although we all know what her real motives are
she wants to make a baloon sculpture of him, right?! that's her real motive!
Tell her that you're a eunuch!
dude i don't get why you lie to her ... that's so messed up. now you're gonna say "oh i'm a witness i don't date out of my religion" and then she's gonna say "why are you high all the time?" or "why did you lie to me before about not having a phone"? seriously, lying is lame.
Yeah good point. Just run away every time you see her Alex. She'll just think you are a freak. Mission accomplished.
just tell her you were in a mineshaft accident as a kid, and... yada yada yada.... now you can't ever have kids
Told you too smooth and stylish *sighs* gots to simma don NAW
this is really funny.
Yeah next thing we're gonna hear is "Well, I dropped my phone in a toilet, that's why I didn't call you back." LOL!
or he'll just tell her the truth-- that he's gay
Yes...He does have the gay man's physique. Haha... JK.
Hahaha!
and you have a manatee's physique...jk...but seriously
It's called muscle my dear boy. :oP
HAHAHAHA manatee
Hey! hahaha...
nah, you just wish i was gay so you could have a shot too.
RUN ALEX! BE LIKE JOSEPH, LEAVE YOUR OUTER GARMENT AND RUUUUUNNNNN!!!!
HAHAHAHA!
That'd be funny... Alex running around Centenary naked and in fear of a girl. Hahaha....
yeah, like what's our equivalent of an outer garment today?
is that like a jacket? or a sweater? or what
It'd be one of those jump suits that just tears off. haha...
maybe a cardigan/warmup pants combo?
i'm picturing a mechanic's coverall.
just tell her you're not interested. even if it's overkill...it will work.
Yeah..I'd say just telling her you're really not interested should work. Or maybe make her cry somehow by telling her she looks bad or something, then she'll hate you.
hahaha i was going to say that but i thought it was too mean. i would so hate you if you ever dumped me lynz.
I'd probably hate you too because we would be mean <3
nah that won't work. Making her cry, telling her she looks bad.. that IS a relationship.
What you should do is just say " I dont date fat chicks"
then proceed to grab the side of her stomach.. pinch out a little bit and say " see... this is fat... ugh.. you digust me"
is she denies it.. then grab some meat behind her arm.. and make it flap.. even she has nothing to flap.. flap her whole arm.. and say " it's amazing you don't have bigger muscles having to lift this fat up everytime you raise your arm"
if she doesn't look at you with disgust after that. you are way sexier than any man i've ever seen.
I actually saw this happen this morning at breakfast, lol. hahah... lex you poor little lamb. Not that this helps at all, nor should i say it... buuut when has that ever stopped me before, the girl is REALLY cute. HAHAHAHAHA
lol
man up brah! JUST SAY NO
act like you're high... lololol
Uh, here's a hint...Tell her who you are and that you don't hang out with worldly girls. Especially ones trying to get down your pants.
lol have you ever tried to say it just like that? id like to see how that one would work... especially with a girl that you have to WORK with...
I did that with someone at my job. She wanted me and I explained my stand. She made fun of me, but I still talk to her and have a professional relationship with her. So it's not as hard as you think.
eww! she wanted you?
nast!
I'm gonna twist you into a pretzel. Haha...
same here. well some of the girls let me know so and so was interested and i said "well he's def an awesome guy but i dont date outside of my religion" it totally works and its not that bad of a letdown cause you let the person know they are attractive and you'd consider BUT you wouldnt on the fact that you date within your religion.
this has helped with the other guys too cause word spread that i only date within my religion so i dont have to worry about the others.
yeah, easier said than done, dude.
I am with bro man on this one.... though perhaps not so curt. It is a plus, plus, if it works as intended you'll quash her hopes and leave you free, if it doesn't, every time you bump into her and make a new point...an RV to count. :D
I disagree. We're the only religion that believes in dating people inside our own congregations, worldly people don't understand that and I've had a few guys who've considered it a challenge.
Just say you're really busy and you're not interested in dating anyone or spending time away from the friends you already don't see enough of.
(This girl sounds completely psycho, btw.)
shes just very interested... shes like any other girl right outta highschool... you make a good point.. just let her down easy lex... you heart throb...
lots of religious people will only date/marry inside their own faith.
Yeah, you're right, I should've said "one of the few". My bad.
that challenging thing happened to me to. This guy asked me out i said very clearly mulitple times no, that i dont date out of my religion however he persists in telling people we are dating and molesting me in the hallway like we are dating. he says he thinks he can break me down.. i think hes just out of his mind.
Ask Matt how he deals with the curse of being so good-looking.
Don't ask Mike, though, he doesn't have an insider's perspective.
no cause lex doesnt get hit on by boys...