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jp Oct 10, 2006

seriously. fake girlfriend. haha. i guess thats lying too, so if you wanna go the honesty route, tell her not interested. but fake girlfriends are nice. i had one for high school.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

yeah i did that once too, it doesn't always work though

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

it does if you have photos and have them pick you up from school hahah at least that's how it worked for me! i look back at what an easy time i had in h.s. cos there were witness guys there a few grades ahead of me. if they saw a guy walking up to me, they'd run up and put their arm around me. i don't get why they did this since they were messing with worldly girls, but hey it worked out to my benefit!

jp jpOG 2003 ·

yeah photos are wonderful. for me, i had this girl i knew from virginia beach play my girlfriend. my grandparents live down there, so i had access from going there fairly often, but obviously nobody in my high school knew her. and it didn't hurt that she was a babe. so i had a couple pictures of her around - in my wallet, notebook - and i did get to use them. at least twice the girl thought i didnt really have a girlfriend and was just trying to blow her off (guess im a bad liar) so the pictures helped.

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