So listen to part of this crazy dream I had last night: I was at the gym and it was so stinkin crowded. And everytime I would go to get on the treadmill, a kid would lay on it and tell me that th...

i had a dream that i was captured by enemy armies and i was being hauled away, then somebody from the enemy side cut me loose and i ran and ran. then i jumped down the side of this steep hill into...