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socalgal socalgalOG 2003

ok so this cracked me up and SOOOO true:
WHY LATINOS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS....
1. 8:45 am is too early for us to be up.
2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
9. We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
10.We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

LOL OMG!!! This is exactly what I needed right now, one star I find true more than one VERY TRUE.

*Pretty people on the plane distract us.

** We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

***We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

the talking with the hands busted me up! its jsut SOOO true. when i'm driving and i'm on my cell i'm using hand gestures...LOL

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