don't listen to any of these fools, jp. everyone knows that marriage has nothing to do with "love". marriage is all about GETTIN' IT ON!!! WHOOOOOEEEE!!!

for this reason i'd love to have a simple quick ceremony and then plan a big party for later like a normal wedding months later so that nobody could make those annoying jokes or winks for months on...

yeah the annoying jokes are just so aggravating and they continue on through married life try telling someone that it's hard to sleep when you get married due to having someone else in the be...