don't listen to any of these fools, jp. everyone knows that marriage has nothing to do with "love". marriage is all about GETTIN' IT ON!!! WHOOOOOEEEE!!!
for this reason i'd love to have a simple quick ceremony and then plan a big party for later like a normal wedding months later so that nobody could make those annoying jokes or winks for months on...
Since we're on this topic, I have to ask.....did any of you other married folks (or friends of married folks, did you hear about this ever) feel like you were gonna get in trouble when you left you...
my best friend felt so guilty she said....she said after she returned from her honeymoon she felt like every time the phone rang she thought it was going to be one of her elders...LOL
that's awful. you shouldn't feel guilty for having...you know...after you're married.
When I was younger me and my best friend swore that each of us as part of the wedding/ honeymoon would have a suite secretly reserved. The plan was that on the BIG NIGHT we'd sneak out (under the guise of getting ice) and go party together escaping the inevitable horror that awaits LOL!!!!
that's possibly the silliest thing i've ever heard
i dont understand what you mean
We were totally nervous about...STUFF.
So anyway we each promised the other that (since we automatically assumed we'd be eachothers maid of honor) when we were booking the honeymoon suite (on a seperate floor naturally), we'd also secretly (like under an alias or something) book an additional room for the other.
The plan was fairly elaborate. Whichever of us got married would stay as long as possible at the reception, while the other would (who had the secret suite) would leave right after the ceremony to head for the resort.
So once Bride and Groom arrive, said 'WingGirl' ( I don't know if I can use it this way but, I am) would already be in the hotel/resort awaiting the preplanned escape of the bride.
Once the escape is made two of us would run off and hang out, with a conversation that would most likely consist of a series of shrill "OOoh My Gods!" a lot of laughing and heavy drinking 'cause I'm sure you only get one good escape.
lol, ok i get it now. so basically you get the benefit of having a wedding without having to go thru with the nitty gritty haha, pretty nice for your future husband!
Later in the evening he would. LOL!
i changed my comment :) it came out a little innuendo-ish
pretty much everything i wanted to say sounded unintentionally dirty tho
How can you edit your replies and I can't?
cuz i'm special
I guess so. I hate you! haha..
Then it must be really bad that it cracked me up.
WHAT?! that is insane! Even when i was younger, i knew i wanted to be with my husband. haha
"Even when I was younger" Tuff day today? :P
huh? i mean even before i was of marrying age...16, 17, i appreciated the "benefits" of marriage.
LOL J, I mean today being November 10.
oh, haha yea, i know i'm old. how did you know today is my b-day? i'm 23!!!!
Are you saying you and your friend are gay lovers!! LOL!