Hey Alex...How come I never see you at the gym? I see Matt, I see Keith, I see Bert, but no little man tate. Tisk tisk...

well im there everyday around five o clock. maybe you never see me there cause you're never there. and maybe that's why you're so fat and out of shape.

I must just miss you. I'm there around 6pm Monday, Wed, Fri, and Sunday mornings. You must be mistaking me with Rock Supastar. I have tree logs for arms. Haha...

you have tree logs for arms? i guess they must match the tree log you have for a face.

Weak my friend. You're just jealous cuz I can actually put on muscle and you are stuck with the skinny minny physique. Hahahahahahahahahaaha.....

actually alex has put on 30 lbs since january, pretty impressive