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brotherman Nov 13, 2006

I am the king of getting shot down. LOL!

iwz iwz

ah man, what happened

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brothermanOG 2004

Well, it was a gentle shoot down. At least the person was honest and we can be friends. Just seems like I get a lot of rejection. Oh well...life goes on.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

maybe theres something better out there for you! so look at it as a blessing in disguise.

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brothermanOG 2004

I suppose. We shall see.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

kidnap her! sack her!

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brothermanOG 2004

How about I put you in a sack and throw you in the Hudson River. LOL!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

If you really "LOL!" that hard on your own lame joke there...
I have a great joke for you... but you might kill yourself with it.. because apparently it's going to be super "LOL" with multiple exclamation points for you - and i'm not sure if you can handle it

2 muffins are in an oven.
1 muffin looks at the other oven and goes " Man it sure is hot in here "

The other Muffin SCREAMS!!! " AHHHHHH TALKING MUFFIN! "

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brothermanOG 2004

Nerd alert... ;oP

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chuggieOG 2003

If i didn't love you would i sit outside your house in the bushes every night?

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