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fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

possibly an inappropriate question: did you have any mojo when you actually were married? c'mon, bro! if you KNOW you're the man, and you WALK like the man, then the honeys will have to know that you're the man-- and they will respond. confidence. mojo. pimpitude. big sunglasses. loud ties. teeth whitening. concise, intelligent speech patterns. sell yourself like you're a Mercedes CLS 65 AMG.

i'm sad that this forum is so full. how is it that so many people don't have game!?

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brothermanOG 2004

Nerds are all talk... :o)

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i'm the best of both worlds, man. i'm a nerd with effective game. lol

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alexOG 2001

wow... you are a bigger loser than i thought

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

don't get your fro in a twist. i'm messing with the guy. really, does any of that appear serious to you? uh-uh. do you think you're the only one who can joke rough? uh-uh.

do us all a flavor and pipe down, chachi.

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alexOG 2001

why don't you do the world a "flavor" and go kill yourself. sounds like you're the one that needs to pipe down, dude. you don't even recognize when someone is joking. so just shut up...and shut up!

ya nerd.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

feed my little sheep

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brothermanOG 2004

I can feel your anger...gives you focus...makes you stronger...

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brothermanOG 2004

Chachi...LOL!

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alexOG 2001

i love how you two are the only ones that laugh at each other's jokes. why don't you guys just admit that you are gay lovers already.

don't run from your feelings

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brothermanOG 2004

Well maybe we aren't uptight like you Alex my boy. I'm also 27 years old. At this point in my life, I could care less if people think I'm fruity for liking Star Wars or because I can remember lines from various movies and old TV shows. You are a youngin'. I have skin flakes that are older than you. Haha...

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alexOG 2001

you're not uptight? is that why you always walk around like you got something stuffed up your butt.

and stop acting like you're so wise and experienced. dude, you're only 27. you're nine years older than me...big deal! you act like you're three.

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brothermanOG 2004

Well, looks are deceiving. I also have a hard life and my personality is one where I usually keep to myself. If you can't understand that, well that's your issue. I only act like a freak on here. Ezabel is the place to unwind.

Only 27 and yet I am a single father of two small kids, I have a full time job, a home to keep in order, meetings to get to, kids to teach, etc. Did I mention I get no help from anyone else? I'd say I'm well seasoned. I live the life of someone 10+ years older than I am.

So my teenage protege, anymore nice comments? :o)

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alexOG 2001

bro, dont make fun of me and expect me not to say anything, and then when i do say something complain to me about how hard your life is.

im sorry you have to deal with waht you have to deal with, but if your were so laid back, you'd be able to joke around without getting your panties in a bunch.

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brothermanOG 2004 alex

Lets just fight and get it over with. Pistols at dawn, 30 paces each... haha...

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alexOG 2001 brotherman

sounds good. lol.

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brothermanOG 2004 alex

You don't always word everything so well my young apprentice. But I'm probably guilty as well.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

i think it's because we're close in age and have a similar sense of humor, my son.

no one's gay here, lol. you're like the little edgy gay guy who calls everyone ELSE gay, but only because HE'S gay and hates himself. you might need some gay anger management classes or something.

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brothermanOG 2004

Hahaha....OMG!! Tooshay...

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brothermanOG 2004

I think Alex is a crankier person than I am. LOL! The power of the Fro is too much for him. Hahaha...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

you'd think hornets were perpetually stinging his nuts, he's so cranky.

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chuggieOG 2003 fivezero

He went to the magnum school of how to win friends on eZabel

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 chuggie

Bahahaha!

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alexOG 2001 fivezero

hahaha...you're like a tubby little nerd thats sits at his computer all day and insults people over the internet. people that you wouldn't have the balls to insult in person.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

Touche...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Touchy.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 fivezero

tooshy? hahaha

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chuggieOG 2003 juicymango

done toosh me meng, i may get angree

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 chuggie

"but i wanted to tosche station to get power converters"

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