Ok so how about everyday i find a gingerbread man cookie with his head bit off in my lab coat pocket. what the crap??
someone might be trying to tell you something.
this reminds me of what i'd do to my old boss now and then. he'd always leave his coat all around or on a chair somewhere. and from time to time i'd be compelled to put some of whatever i was eating into his pockets. trail mix, skittles, cheez-its. though i kinda crossed the line with a pizza crust one time. we got a good laugh though.
my boss puts tons of stuff in my friends pockets cuz he wears such baggy pants so he said one time he went to hollywood video and he took his wallet from his back pocket to pay and an anchovy flopped out from his wallet onto the counter with a bunch of chickpeas.
or one time he woke up after a night of drinking in a strange house and kept wondering why it smelled like fish and it was because he had bad clams in his pocket and that's why his game was so bad the night before. hysterical!!