Oh man..I just swallowed a piece of popcorn whole by an accident. I'm dying.
this reminds me of something. quite a while ago, i was with some friends at the movies and during the previews we were horsing around, throwing popcorn, semi-long range into each others mouths. so, my one friend, sitting kinda far away, closes her eyes and opens her mouth. i threw a piece of popcorn pretty hard. it landed right directly in the back of her throat. right away she made that "hughghghggh" sound and it sounded like she was choking to death. i was all doing the loud whisper "are you okay?! are you okay?!" everyone's like "OMG! what's happening to her?!" she finally coughed it out. her eyes were all watering. it was rough. my aim was just a little TOO true.
That was the perfect excuse to make out with her and you missed it!
OMG HAHAHA poor thing. man five oh you have a deadly aim!