I have an evil hamster that needs to die. Anyone have a need for snake food?

"hamster" is not a code word for one of your kids, right? just checking

Like I told you last night, it bites people. It bit Jake the other night and drew blood. I threw him outside after the meeting.

I was hoping to see that a cat had killed it, but I guess he's a survivor.

PETA is SO gonna be on your bootay for taht comment! LOL

Hey I gave it a fighting chance. I thought about flushing it alive. But didn't want to risk clogging the toilet. hahahaha

whaaattttt. . .

The thing would also kick some of its bedding out of the cage almost daily. It called out to be wild, so I set it free.

just wait till the thing ends up in the sewer and mutates and comes and eats you in your sleep