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juicymango Jan 15, 2007

so i got rear-ended today! well more like tapped on the rear hahaha i was driving, a car in front of me stopped short becuase the car in front of him decided to suddenly make a left into a si...

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

You hit a guy on a bike? Hahaha - that's totally Cher from "Clueless".

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

yeah a couple years ago - but it was more liek him riding the bike into the hood of my car

it was not fun but everyone always cracks up when i tell the story, and now, yeah, it is kind of funny

especially how when i called the guy to give him my insurance information he asked me out to dinner

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

I still think it's funny that your little old neighbor's pants fell down and he was all "oh dang". lol.

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

asking you out to dinner, eh? did you go?

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

haha NO! i was just like "yeah we don't need to do that, just call allstate, here's the number" - he never called - there was never a claim filed. He was a weirdo.

And he was not a hot biker, he was one of Atlantic City's finest homeless

he actually said "maybe we can discuss this over dinner"

i don't know maybe he wanted to buy me a 99 cent burger or something

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

or maybe he wanted YOU to cover dinner.. You did run the poor man down (poor in both senses)

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

yeah possibly. The 1982 pontiac i was driving at the time really screamed "MONEY"

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

I'm sure it was completely pimped with like... perogies and junk.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

how did you know? There were pierogies all over the place.

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

"You saw how that biker came out of nowhere, right?"

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