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juicymango Jan 24, 2007

chris and I decided that if it was a matter of life or death to see the new Eddie Murphy/Eddie Murphy movie Norbit, we would rather be killed tortured, even

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chuggieOG 2003

I think if i had to choose between this movie and passing a flaming porcupine through my lower intestine, i'd go with the less painful option of not having to sit through the movie..

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