I wish I could be sick enough to warrant calling out of work, but not too sick to get stuff done around the house. That's only happened to me once so far - I had a headache in the morning, so I called in sick, then called to schedule a massage later that afternoon to help my head and neck. I slept until like 1pm, and the headache was almost gone, so I went for the massage. The problem is, my massage place is like, 2 blocks from my office, so I had to make sure no one from my office saw me, on a sick day, going to get a massage. I felt like a secret agent, parking far away, wearing sunglasses and a big hoodie, trying to be inconspicuous.