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juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

times my husband or I have said "i'm so glad we don't have kids" - countless
times either of us said "i wish we had kids" - ZERO

we've been married close to 5 years and I'm almost 28 and I have felt this way for about 15 years (for those that always say "ohhh you'll chaaaaaaaaaaaange your miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind" while smiling maniacally and trying to comfort their screaming 2-month-old)

ha

when the "i wish" number overpowers the "i'm so glad we don't" number then maybe then we'll THINK about having a child

methinks it'll be hard to overpower a countless number

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

but if i did have kids their names would be fun and i don't care if that's selfish haha..

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

no, FUN is what i ENDORSE!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

o okay! hahaha... yeah fun but not annoying. Ziggy. that's my favorite name. ahha

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

you don't even wanna know my picks, lol

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

i really do, isn't one of them Soda?

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Nooo, that's Theremin's. It's funny though, if a little...left of what I had mind, lol. I like it though.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

it would be annoying everytime you hear a kid say "can i have some soda"

"why, sure.. no, wait! What do you mean!!!?!?!"

hah

malibu malibuOG 2001

or maybe seven?

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Every time Benny and I have been together for the last couple of months, at least one of us will say something along the lines of, "I'm so glad we're not having kids." I was just thinking that today while we were at Ihop eating our free pancakes and this woman was trying to tell her stupid kid to get out of everyone's way and it wasn't.

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chuggieOG 2003

I swear if you have a boy you have to name him Captain.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

YEAH! Or Sergeant! Sergeant Valentine! SOLD!

See now, if I thought too much of myself I'd name him Admiral and make him wear a set of replica pins that state his rank.

malibu malibuOG 2001

have you ever read catch 22 where they're in the army and they have Major Major. he was immediately promoted to major and unable to rise higher b/c the army was keeping their only major major. catch 22.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

ive always felt this way too...NOOOO kids. everyone says the same thing, you'll want them when you're in your 30's. and um im in my early 30s and yeah still dont want kids. not in this system. besides im still a big kid myself, i dont need the competition...lol

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chuggieOG 2003

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! We're 21 forever!

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

I love the store Forever 21.

"WE'RE NOT 21 BUT THE SOONER WE ARE THE SOONER THE FUN WILL BEGIN"

iwz iwz

i noticed they put John 3:16 on their bags.. that was interesting

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

what?? really? that's so odd.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

last time i was in cali i noticed in-n-out puts it on the bottom of their cups, too. so weird.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

they do??? ive never noticed that. now i must go to in n out JUST for that purpose!!! LOL

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

I like Gadzooks. Forever 21 clothes at half price!

malibu malibuOG 2001

just when i was old enough to appreciate gadzooks they closed the one store in the mall near us.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

i hate gadzooks...i have to deal w/their buyers & they're SOOOO annoying!!

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