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malibu malibuOG 2001

i know it sounds so old
but cupid got me a chokehold
and i'm afraid i might give in
towels on the mat my wife flag is wavin
i mean she even cooks me pancakes
and alka seltzer when my tummy aches.
if that aint love i dont know what is.

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