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web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

I went to a health food store during lunch, and the whole time I was in there, this muscle-bound wannabe health guy with those pants made out of parachute material with snaps up the sides was following me around. I pulled a package off the shelf and put it in my basket, then saw him a few minutes later take the same package off the shelf, look at it, and put it back. I checked out with lots of bags of rice, grains and flour, and he was right behind me with a basket full of vitamins and supplements. I mean, FULL of those little bottles. At least 20. And the dude wasn't that muscle-y, he was clearly a poseur. And ugly.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

he was trying to holla at ya

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

You're a hot commodity these days D'...fiiine, fiesty, Greek girl that can break it down in the kitchen SHooooooooot Gurrrrl don't be modest ;)

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

:P I like your "gurr" sound effect. :)

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

hahaha OMG there are guys like that at the gym that think they're all buff and you're like "honey that aint muscle its all flabby cakes" cracks me up!!

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

"Flabby cakes"!!!!!! I'm so going to use that! :)

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

now i want exactly two crab cakes, with wasabi mustard

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