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web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

I went to a health food store during lunch, and the whole time I was in there, this muscle-bound wannabe health guy with those pants made out of parachute material with snaps up the sides was following me around. I pulled a package off the shelf and put it in my basket, then saw him a few minutes later take the same package off the shelf, look at it, and put it back. I checked out with lots of bags of rice, grains and flour, and he was right behind me with a basket full of vitamins and supplements. I mean, FULL of those little bottles. At least 20. And the dude wasn't that muscle-y, he was clearly a poseur. And ugly.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

he was trying to holla at ya

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

You're a hot commodity these days D'...fiiine, fiesty, Greek girl that can break it down in the kitchen SHooooooooot Gurrrrl don't be modest ;)

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

:P I like your "gurr" sound effect. :)

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

hahaha OMG there are guys like that at the gym that think they're all buff and you're like "honey that aint muscle its all flabby cakes" cracks me up!!

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001 ·

"Flabby cakes"!!!!!! I'm so going to use that! :)

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

now i want exactly two crab cakes, with wasabi mustard

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