we're looking for a designer (accessories)and one resume we got is SO awesome, we're all wanting to meet this guy, i wanted to post his introduction letter but didnt know how fitting it would be, so im posting sections...here's his opening (oh and he talks of himself in third person):
***** resembles that of a pirate residing in the Wild West, who one day dreams of ridding motorcycles. He is a ?’?”, 220 lbs slice of Tom Selleck with a personality that is like two scoops of pralines & cream. He was born and raised in San Diego, California sustaining on coffee and inhaling aerosol paint fumes
Today, ***** voice still sounds the same, but now he uses bigger words (metaphorically speaking, of course). He currently does what he fell in love with, which was a design/art career. He has no particular style to his work; he just loves the idea of creation and the process that his work is created
***** doesn’t believe in future goals because he lives in the now and the future holds many uncertainties. So he will continue to do what he loves and hopes to acquire a harem of beautiful virgins wearing nikes to throw fresh cut roses wherever he walks.
Hire this guy, stat.
seriously, doesn't it make you want to sit down with him and chat a bit? LOL
Would a manager actually hire from that?
Apparently Ty has been going at it all wrong. Ty needs to re-write a cover letter. One day Ty will fulfill his dream of being a beekeeper.. but for now ty is satisfied working with stupid people.
i was thinking the exact same thing, lol. i gotta try the abstract cover letter.
they're artists...in our industry artists are over the top...the more over the top in creativity the best bet your product will kick major booty.
*and we dont know if he got the job....but his resume def was noticed and not passed over.
what a burnout!
you gatta be kidding me. this guy sounds like a total corn ball..."hopes to acquire a harem of beautiful virgins wearing nikes to throw fresh cut roses wherever he walks." gimme a break.