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originalsnob Mar 5, 2007

So someone I was talking to recently about having their own place + the finishing touches, relays the following story to me I still haven't bought potholders... in the meantime the other day I n...

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brothermanOG 2004

hahahahaha....without a doubt this person is the dumbest human being in the world....hahahahaha

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

Without a doubt...that would be a NEGATIVE on the dumbest human being assessment

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brothermanOG 2004

I don't know... Not many things can top that move.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Nonsense...smart people do dumb stuff all the time.

In Switzerland, I needed to clean the floor of my apartment. The school was supposed to supply us with cleaning supplies but all they gave me was this mop from 1902. I didn't have any multi-purpose cleaner and I wasn't going to go buy a whole bottle (it was expensive) because I was only going to be there for a short amount of time. So what did I do? I used dishwash soap to clean the floor. It didn't work too well because it just ended up being soapy..

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

*looks around at everyone else*

*steps forward*

i... have news for you...

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

Get out of here before I bite you! I would have done the same it's called improvising.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yessss?

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