a dude came in here for a meeting with my boss he looks like frasier crane only with really REALLY REALLY bad hair plugs i mean like you can see the individual plugs so bad!

i have a patient that has super bad hair plugs like that...he reeks of cigarettes and he wears a speedo.

how the heck do you know that he wears a speedo?

had to do an ultrasound on his legs and i set a gown out for him and i walked in to do his ultrasound and he's laying in a speedo...sooo gross...i put a sheet over him because i vomited in my mouth...