Calling all Geeks!
I'm doing an ad for an accelerometer. I need to think of something clever that geeks will find amusing.
Senses more motion than ________
a pinball machine?
a 1000dpi optical mouse?
the leading competition?
ACME brand?
a SixAxis/PS3 Controller?
your mom's stomach on a roller coaster?
a crappy CD player?
an unparked Hard Drive?
a speedtrap?
a seismometer?
southeast asia?
your wife when you're getting into bed way too late?
a rabid squirrel?
Thanks, I like the wife one, but it's too long. The more i think about the rabid squirrel the funnier it is.
I might work them all in including the ones below as well
ding. Things you shout at with brownies in your mouth while drinking chocolate milk.
ding. Things you feed a newborn
ding. Things that are fun to fart on
