yea but i can't wait until i become homeless... and i can wear a sign that says " why lie, i need a beer ".
HAHAHA! seriously thats great! i would give money to that!
no you wouldn't. you'd probably steal his sign and sell it to some other homeless person in exchange for a volkswagon cabriolet.
seriously, one of the funniest bums i ever saw in the city didn't have a gimmick. He would be on this one corner and just demand money. He would just keep saying, 'I need money' and shove his hand in your face. He didn't do so well, but it was funny.
one bum we saw everywhere we went asking "can i please have something to eat". everysingle day we would see him, like he was following us. one day he even came into the kh and interupted the meeting