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by This is the worst city in the world. It's sooooo gross. It might look all bright and flashy from far away, but the MOMENT you get inside the city it's like GROOOOSSSSS and ugly. I hate it. I hate it and I work here so i'm here EVERY weekday. UGH. It's such a weird city. Homeless people EVERYWHERE, and i mean EVERY-STINKIN-WHERE!! AND it's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dirty!! AND.. weird stuff happens all the time, like people jumping off buildings, banks being robbed, just like, weird stuff, but not cool weird stuff that you'd like to see, like when you're in NYC you sometimes come across some WEIRD stuff and STRANGE WACKOS but like, you love it and you wanna remember it forever. Here, it's like, PLEASE let that weird sight get out of my memory ASAP. And you would think they had money from all these stupid casinos. I hate this city. Don't ever come here.
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yea i hate homeless people too.
i know i went with a friend on a business trip there so i could babysit her daughter. it's SO disgusting. we got followed by an agressive homeless woman.
last night in the liqour store there was this homeless guy.. and he like followed us around for a bit and starting mumbling stuff and like the whole staff was like around him... to make sure he didn't do anything.. and he was like " i want to buy a drink for the ladies " hahaha i was dying. anyway .. i'm out. like a fat kid in the game of " lets see who weighs the least "
i love the cowboy in the city and the silver man!, there great!
that cowboy dude makes mad cash!
tighty whities need to be banned-esp in public. what i love about the city is all wierdos always singing and dancing on the street. there was one guy dressed as Shaft doing some disco. And not even for money, it was for his own sheer twisted pleasure. good times.
haha, yeah, thats him!!!, what about the black guy all in silver clothing and silver paint with that whistle thing! got a pic of him?
i also met a guy who wears soft spikes on his shoulders and tin foil on his head
yea, a few weeks ago, there were these two guys dressed up as Cupid's, with only "loin cloths" on...hahhaa, they ran up to me, Tina and Liz and hugged us, so gross. but funny.
found him!...
ok not really haha
hah, hey,, you trixess me!
hahah robot frank is so funny. i love that he hangs out with emotion eric
HAHAHAH emotion eric is EVERYHWERE!!! has anyone ever met him? i would love to put him in a stop and shop with thai for 5 minutes.
no man PATHMARK. i'm telling ... stop and shop just ain't cool enough. It's all about the pathmark.
no. SuperFresh in Manahawkin. what a great name.
yeah just incase your wondering if there food is fresh, ,HECK NO, its SUPERFRESH Food!
yo stef i thuoght of you today i saw this ugly wrangler (ok it wasn't hideous it was rather new, actually) and there was a sticker on the front winshield that said "don't ask me to explain, it's a jeep thing"...i thought...how odd
i didnt know ken came life sized
im scared for life
scared or scarred or both
lol...this guy was on joe millionaire 2nite
he was also on trl's award show thing today...
i know ty's gotta be jealous
we took 2 cabs in atlantic city and both drivers were wacked... the first one wanted to show us his shotgun in the trunk and screamed at people as he drove and the other had some wack thing with his voice then again it was 5:30 am so who knows
why would you take a cab drive in atlantic city?
cause we went to a car show and didnt wanna drive to it... it was like 8$ for everyone to get there
Letterman did a top ten the other night on NYC cabbies:
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear In A New York City Taxi
10. "I have to tell you this up front -- I don't have a driver's license, I never had a driver's license, and I don't plan on getting a driver's license"
9. "Just so you know, this cab is clothing-optional"
8. "If the cops pull us over, keep quiet -- I got stolen TVs in the trunk"
7. "You know anything about cars? (holds up loose car part) Where's this go?"
6. "Put on your seat belt -- I'm going to ram into this car"
5. "You seem so sad -- why don't you talk to Mr. Sunshine?" (holds up little doll)
4. "I'm only filling in for the regular driver -- he got called back to serve in the Iraqi Army"
3. "I'm only two traffic violations away from setting a new cab driver record"
2. "In the event of an accident, my mustache will inflate"
1. "Hey, did you hear Bloomberg said we can drink in the cab?" (takes a swig from a bottle)
...and they had a camera in a cab showing the cabbie saying these things. on the last one, this real uppity woman shrieks, "you're not really drinking, are you?!!!!?" ROFL
haha he had the hugest bottle of liquor too!
are u talking about indian reservations?
no, atlantic city, the city of filth and corruption
owe...i thought that was vegas
Yeah.. but I think vegas is nicer. AC is just UGGGGGGGGLY it's like the worst parts of NYC but the whole city looks like that.
i don't know...lucy the elephant is pretty kewl
haha that elephant is so lame
EVERY time we went there the museum was closed
it's so kewl upstairs...and people used to live there. i wish i could move in...then we'd have the next ezabel party inside an elephant!
"the" city, as in new york? i hope its not that bad. im gonan be there this summer
it's probably comparable to where you live. manhatten isn't too bad. i'm sure you won't be too shocked. much faster pace, though.
just bigger, prolly dirtier, and taller buildings
new york is not that bad. i love going there. maybe i'm just used to it but nothing ever bothers me. the subway system is just really hard to navigate.
nah once u get a hang of it, its easy... just memorize the train letters and where they go
and don't evade the fares! ($60 fine!)
and jail. i know of someone who spent over night in jail
yikes! (guess i lucked out)
sad thing it wasnt his fault, girl behind him thought it would be cool to squeeze to people through it, 2 cops on other side didnt think so... So one of them was goin to jail, wouldnt be nice for her to spend day in nyc jail so he went instead
you can get a pop up map at a newstand or anywhere and it has a map of manhatten w/ where stuff is and a subway map. it's great. i used mine so much i've memorized it.
I enjoy philly..it's cool. My sister lives two blocks down from the playground featured in the Fresh Prince
i used to work a couple blocks from the playground featured in the mountain dew red commercial, the one in the city.
...all i need is the air that i breathe and to love you
yea but i can't wait until i become homeless... and i can wear a sign that says " why lie, i need a beer ".
HAHAHA! seriously thats great! i would give money to that!
no you wouldn't. you'd probably steal his sign and sell it to some other homeless person in exchange for a volkswagon cabriolet.
seriously, one of the funniest bums i ever saw in the city didn't have a gimmick. He would be on this one corner and just demand money. He would just keep saying, 'I need money' and shove his hand in your face. He didn't do so well, but it was funny.
one bum we saw everywhere we went asking "can i please have something to eat". everysingle day we would see him, like he was following us. one day he even came into the kh and interupted the meeting
i know someone who used to shout at the homeless people that if they wanted some extra spending money they should at least try to look less like a corporate executive posing as a homeless person.
and now THAT person is homeless?
nuh uh VERY wealthy actually
sure! ruin the imagery!
doof! did it again....sorry
nor ur not...ur just pretending. pink eye will do that to ya
nah it's ulcer(s) in my eye now