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juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

soooooooooo this weekend at the assembly.. this one brother kept saying opticals instead of obstacles

oh man

he even said it in a prayer....

i felt bad but i made fun of that bigtime later on

i took my glasses off and was making them go closer and closer to chris and said oh noooooooo look out for the opticals!!!

i'm gonna be smited i know it

smited is not the right word for it either

like struck down by lightning is what i meant

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brothermanOG 2004

You're second in line for the lightning blast. Haha...

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

One of the brothers at our meeting last night read a scripture as, "'Christ gave his soul as a ransom in exchange for money', er, er, many." I snickered a little (we were in the 3rd row), then the sister next to me snickered, then the sister across the aisle laughed. Good stuff.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

there's also a brother in my hall who kind of mumbles and there's this ongoing joke that no one can understand what he says and it just sounds like "mumblemumblemumble sandwich mumblemumblemumble"

hahaha

web-toedchloe web-toedchloeOG 2001

We have a brother from Cameroon, where they speak French, and his accent was really thick a few years ago, when he first moved here, but it's much better now. Still, all the older sisters in the hall giggle and say they can't understand him. They say they just smile when he talks, trying to follow along. :P

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

Awww so cute! Growing up my friend Tessa's father was from Cameroon...
I remember that when the Lion King came out we were like "OMG asked Tessa's dad what they're singing... 'cause HE'S AFRICAN!"

=)

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

now, i'm not TRYING to go there, but there is a very real account of a brother talking about the giant squid and instead of saying tentacles, he said testicles from the platform at a convention.

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

you always crack me up Valentine ;)

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chuggieOG 2003

sounds like testicles crcked you up this time...

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