perhaps you've developed an accent from living in pa? maybe when you say pilot, it sounds like "angry anvil", or "pythonadon", or "pooptoast". yeah, maybe that's it. an accent.
you always come back to lay down the poop jokes.
Ahh... well we're getting out of PA soon, so get in the jokes while you can!
What is the difference between PA and yogurt?
yogurt has healthy germs?
did ya know when little kids are little and they get diaper rashes because they're unable to produce the necessary bacteria themselves to fight infections you're supposed to rub their behinds with yogurt because of all the germy goodness it has.