I have no shame...

When I was 10 years old, I used to babysit a kid down the street from me. He had ADD and was extremely out of control (even for a boy). If his mom didn't give him his Ridalin, he would stick his head in the toilet and put his turtle in the microwave and all sorts of crazy junk. Most of the stuff he pulled frustrated me more than anything else.

The worst was that he would sit on my lap and pretend to be all sweet and then let out a huge fart! I don't have any brothers and my sisters never did anything like that so, at first, I didn't know how to retaliate. After one or two babysitting visits, I decided all he needed was a taste of his own medicine. So, I pinned him on the couch and summoned the wind from within and let it rip. He never farted on me again and has the utmost respect for me to this day.