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thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

earlier today i tried to squeeze out a little discreet silent fart, but it ended up being quite audible... so i had to try to pretend i was adjusting my chair hoping that others would think that the chair made the sound. usually i don't bother with the pretenses but there were girls around

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

so if you had one wish, would you take that moment back and fart silently?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

haha... i thought you hated sarah silverman

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003

i think it was someone else who hated her. I never really liked her but that skit made me fall in love a little bit. Like mostly i've been indifferent about her.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

yeah some stuff is funny

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

im the one that hates her. shes not funny at all! (to me anyway)

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I hate her too!

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