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superhero Apr 19, 2007

I'm currently reading the LL Cool J workout book, because HAVE YOU SEEN SWAT? Sheesh, this guy's muscles have muscles. The book is somewhat written for people who are ... less educated, but so f...

fivezero Apr 19, 2007

if it makes you feel better Dan-- the vedgies are in the middle of my supermarket. and the meat and dairy are on the edges. nevermind all these contrarians.

g.f.s.rocks Apr 19, 2007

What supermarket do you shop at?!

fivezero Apr 19, 2007

the one where me and your mother meet

g.f.s.rocks Apr 19, 2007

My mother is dead, but thanks for reminding me of the pain...

fivezero Apr 19, 2007

if i meant harm, i'd feel bad. sorry to hear about your mom though.

superhero Apr 20, 2007

his mom's not dead, she called me at 2 AM last night

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

No my mom isnt dead, Dan is right, and the reason she called you at 2 AM was to let you know that Lauren just left my house....

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

BAHAHAHAHA!

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