I'm currently reading the LL Cool J workout book, because HAVE YOU SEEN SWAT? Sheesh, this guy's muscles have muscles. The book is somewhat written for people who are ... less educated, but so f...

if it makes you feel better Dan-- the vedgies are in the middle of my supermarket. and the meat and dairy are on the edges. nevermind all these contrarians.

What supermarket do you shop at?!

the one where me and your mother meet

My mother is dead, but thanks for reminding me of the pain...

if i meant harm, i'd feel bad. sorry to hear about your mom though.

his mom's not dead, she called me at 2 AM last night

No my mom isnt dead, Dan is right, and the reason she called you at 2 AM was to let you know that Lauren just left my house....