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socalgal socalgalOG 2003
iwz iwz

that ain't cool. don't pull over for cops, people, EVER! you never know if it's actually carjackers. take this advice and don't blame me when you get involved in a 10 car chase.

malibu malibuOG 2001

this is why when an unmarked cop car is trying to pull you over you're supposed to call the dispatcher and ask if it's a real cop, since the cops are supposed to call in the fact of who they're pulling over. if the dispatcher says its not a cop then you just keep driving and they'll send real cops to jack the fake ones.

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