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alex May 11, 2007

this movie sucked...big time.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

I second that!

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brothermanOG 2004

This coming from guys that liked Blades of Glory... Ian and I loved it. You all suck! LOL!!!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

yeeeaaah!! blades of glory!!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

i 3rd that...altho the only excitement were the action scenes.

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alexOG 2001

yeah, but that flying snowboard thing was sooo lame. they should have minimized the drama, and just had the whole movie be spiderman beating the piss out of bad guys, and fighting venom.

i felt the same way about the superman movie. it should have pretty much just been superman using his super powers to destroy giant sky scraper sized robots built by lex luthor to destroy metropolis. just like a comic book.

the thing about comics is that the best part are the action parts. comics that are all dialogue and drama are boring. the story doesn't have to be great or super complex for it to be entertaining. as long as the characters are cool and interesting the movie should be good. it's the same thing for action movies...especially movies based on comic book characters. all of the super hero movies that have come out lately have been too plot oriented rather than having character driven plots.

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brothermanOG 2004

You would be the worst director of all time...

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

You would be the worst critic

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brothermanOG 2004

Story means everything. All action and no drama is not a good movie. Spiderman always has a good mix of both. I think Sam Raimi stayed true to the character with Spiderman.

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alexOG 2001

okay, which would you rather watch, epic fight sequences between spiderman and venom? or would you rather watch toby mcquire cry like a sissy little girl every two minutes, and then dance around like a gay emo retard?

you would probably rather watch the sissy crying dancing scenes, because that's the type of person you are...a gay person. it makes sense that you would like this movie, especially since you enjoy watching baseball so much, which is equally even more gay and much much much much much more boooooooring!

iwz iwz

alex: /faqs#20

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alexOG 2001

you would be a great director...all of the scenes in your movies would have the hero crying like a sissy little girl, and dancing around like a retard, rather than fighting villains (the main reason why people go see action movies is to see action. if you wanna see guys dressed in tight clothes crying and swing dancing while snapping their fingers, go see west side story. that would probably be right up your alley).

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brothermanOG 2004

Hahaha... That was a good rip. Did you wear another wife beater to play basketball on Saturday? LOL!

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alexOG 2001

yes actually i did. is there a problem with that?

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brothermanOG 2004

Yeah, I'm gonna have to slap your punk butt around! LOL!

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alexOG 2001

look, if i've told you once i've told you a thousand times, you may not under any circumstances slap my butt. find someone else ya sicko!

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brothermanOG 2004 alex

Butt Mike said it was ok! He said I could have your booty for the day.

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alexOG 2001 brotherman

is mike your daddy?

also i think you mean "but"

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

maybe he got the flying skateboard from marty mcfly

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