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socalgal socalgalOG 2003

they should just put her on house arrest...so lame

Paris Hilton is already getting a break -- she's going to serve "about 23 days" in a "special needs" unit, officials said yesterday, about the half the time she was sentenced to in her conviction.

Her sentence was shortened for "good behavior," which apparently includes just showing up for her last court date. L.A. County Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said she'll be staying in a two-person cell reserved for "high-profile" inmates, and that she'll have at least an hour a day to shower, watch TV, play outside, or gab on the phone.

Paris will also be separated from the general inmate population.

yay yayOG 2004

Actually being apart from dirtbags and losers will probably hurt her a lot more than being taken away from tv or phone.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

true...but it says that shes going to be away from the "general inmate pop." she needs to rough it out! lol

yay yayOG 2004

This is what I mean :) She won't have dirty losers to please ya know, 'do the time with' and grab attention from.

I know i know the joke was way to involved :(

socalgal socalgalOG 2003

LOL i misread. ADD dude. sorry.

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