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alex May 30, 2007

lawrence taylor is one of my favorite athletes of all time... against the New Orleans Saints Taylor played through a torn pectoral muscle to record seven tackles, three sacks, and two forced fum...

brotherman May 30, 2007

That's cuz LT was so high on coke he couldn't feel a thing...

alex May 30, 2007

yeah, because coke enables you to not feel pain.

brotherman May 30, 2007

Maybe.

alex May 31, 2007

you're a retard.

brotherman May 31, 2007

Hey, David Wells pitched a perfect game while drunk. Why couldn't LT do something tremendous on coke?

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alexOG 2001

because baseball is so undemanding of physical ability, that you can play while inebriated.

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brothermanOG 2004

Are you serious? do you even know what a perfect game is?

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alexOG 2001

yeah, and it certainly isn't baseball.

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brothermanOG 2004

A perfect game is when no one on the opposing team reaches base. No walks, no hits, no errors. It is the most difficult feat in all of sports!

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alexOG 2001

i know what the term "perfect game" means. and it must be one of the most boring things you could possibly watch. no hits, no walks, no runs...NOTHING! nothing happens in an already extremely boring sport over the course of a perfect game. in a sport, where seeing people actually MOVE is extremely rare. how could you possibly sit through that? how is that perfect?

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brothermanOG 2004

The point is...No other feat in sports compares to it.

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alexOG 2001

i disagree

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brothermanOG 2004

Ok, name something that does.

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alexOG 2001

hmmm, something that compares with a perfect game? how about a one punch knockout? or a 100 yard rushing touchdown? or a buzzer beating full court shot? or eating 50 1/2 hot dogs in 12 minutes?

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brothermanOG 2004 alex

Dude, not even close! You are talking about things that are instantaneous while a perfect game requires total focus and skill over 9 innings.

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alexOG 2001 brotherman

how could you say that it's "not even close?" how about rushing for 2000 yards in one season? that is not instantaneous, and less people have done that than pitched perfect games.

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brothermanOG 2004 alex

That's a compilation of stats over a whole season. How many players are never tackled in a single game amassing yardage? That's what someone would have to do to be in the same light. Perfect games don't happen as often as you think. I think half a dozen guys have done it in the last 15 years.

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alexOG 2001 brotherman

whatever, this is the dumbest argument ever. a perfect game is nothing short of miraculous, but it still does not change the fact that baseball is stupid.

according to you hitting a baseball is like the hardest thing to do in the history of the universe, so pitching a perfect game should not really be all that hard.

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brothermanOG 2004 alex

Maybe you should show me a miraculous one punch shot with those pythons of yours. LOL! Ah, we all have different tastes. I like baseball, you like parchesi...I mean football. Hitting against a pitcher who is throwing stuff capable of a perfect game is the hardest thing you can do.

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