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superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

So on this trip to Orlando, I made a vow that I wouldn't read any novels (like I normally do) but I'd read the new release that we got at the District Convention (I had mine Memorial Day Weekend - super early). This turned into two weird experiences.

I'm sitting today at a Chinese food place, reading the book, (which by the way, is AWESOME), when a woman comes up to me in a dress.

Woman: Where did you get that book?
Me: It's new. You can't see it.
Woman: But where did you get it?
Me: It's new. At the district convention.
Woman: Are you an apostate?
Me: No. I got it at the district convention.
Woman: Oh. Becuase we weren't sure. *points to an entire car group out in service staring at me*. We saw you reading the book but it didn't look like one we had seen before, so we thought you might be an apostate.
Me: Uh... no. It's really good though.

Last night ... same chinese food resturant . .. different woman.

*Woman tries to grab the book out of my hand as I pass by*
Woman: can I see that?
Me: No. It's new.
Woman: I know, but can I see it?
Me: No. It's new. You have to wait.
Woman: Are you a witness?
Me: Yes. Don't worry.

Just ridiculous. Keep this in mind when reading a new release from the society in broad daylight. I'd read it in the airport right now but I kind of want to be left alone for a while.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

dude thanks for ruining the fact that we get a book...should have "spoiler alerted" us. way to go. :P

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Why do these weird things keep happening to you? Although the service group staring sounded pretty comical.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

how do apostates get new literature so early and stuff? that always makes me wonder. But i don't want to google it or anything. does anyone know?

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

i blame you.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 ·

This publication is AMAZING! Did you finish it yet?

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