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tesoro Jun 18, 2007

okay, i just got some really disturbing news. Like i mentioned, i'm not a BIG fish person. And I usually never try new fish especially at restaurants, cuz I don't want to waste my money. A few year...

tesoro Jun 18, 2007

OH! look i just found this: http://sarasota.extension.ufl.edu/FCS/FlaFoodFare/MahiMahi.htm It's not related the dolphin that's a mammal! PHEW! now i don't feel bad eating it, cuz it's not cut...

thefunkyfresh Jun 19, 2007

yeah i was gonna say... no chain restaurant in this country would serve dolphin. it's probably illegal

tesoro Jun 19, 2007

no, i didn't eat it at red lobster, it was a random restaurant. i was just pointing out the fact that my father-in-law knows seafood, being the district manager of a seafood restaurant. (btw, he di...

thefunkyfresh Jun 19, 2007

haha.. that's really funny. yeah i would be uncomfortable eating a dolphin. cuz they're smart. it'd be like eating a dog...

tesoro Jun 19, 2007

yea i know. but you know...Pigs are really very smart animals as well. Let's stop eating bacon.

thefunkyfresh Jun 19, 2007

yeah but they're gross so...

fivezero Jun 19, 2007

this exact conversation was in a movie, lol

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy thing. Pigs sleep and root in crap. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

hahaha, this made me laugh...."it would have to be one charming pig" hahaha

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