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alexOG 2001

when im at the gym my goal is to fail. i pummel my body and lead it like a slave. i want to put on as much weight as possible, so i eat as much as possible. i completely exhaust myself every day by lifting as heavy as i possibley can. then when i get home i like to pollish off my workout by hitting the heavy bag, and drinking a quart of chocolate milk.

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brothermanOG 2004

Yeah I know just lifting the bar can be quite the pummeling experience for you. Hahaha...

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alexOG 2001

the bar must be pretty easy for you to lift by now, seeing as you carry one around stuck up your butt...ALL THE TIME! OH!

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brothermanOG 2004

Hey listen up you little imp! Haha...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

a quart of chocolate milk BEFORE a heavy work out is KEY

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