HA! i have seen you at the gym twice, tubby.
I've been sick the last two weeks and hurt. Yesterday I started back. Tubby... Wait till I see you this weekend. Haha...
what are you gonna sit on me? i'll roll you down the nearest hill.
Hahaha... Dude, I'll use you as a mop to clean my bathroom floor. That hair has its uses. LOL!
yes it does have it's uses. like attracting the ladies.
Oh yeah. I haven't seen any. Your sister doesn't count. LOL!
yeah but your mom does.
You're into women pushing 50? haha...
honestly, I don't know who just won. That's a close one.
Your mom joke VS. Attracting women over 50 joke.
At first I may have gone to the women over 50 joke for the win. BUt on further examination, it's just a further burn on his own mom.
HAHAA! yesssss...sweet victory.
I feel the sudden urge to put you in a head lock and shave your head.