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alexOG 2001

jumping ontop of a grenade to save a crowd of people.

or backed into a corner with a heavey machine gun each hand taking out as many of the 100 guys that shooting the crap out of you as you can.

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brothermanOG 2004

Why do your parents let you out the door? LOL!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

They don't. That's why he's always on ezabel.

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alexOG 2001

you're always on ezabel. does that mean you don't leave your house. i happen to be at work right now.

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brothermanOG 2004

Your parents put Matt in charge. You really have one of those exploding collars on.

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alexOG 2001

exploding collars? that's not even a real thing.

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brothermanOG 2004

Can be done easily.

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alexOG 2001

that's what she said.

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brothermanOG 2004

Who, your mom? hahaha

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

That's such a great line.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Yep, that's exactly what it means.

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