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a thread inspired by juicymango...
my number one favorite way to die has to be jumping out of an airplane onto explosives.
what are your favorite ways to die?
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i just saw this girl with a tee shirt on that had the no smoking sign and it said...there are way cooler ways to die. it just made me think of this forum. hehehehe
You know what would make that shirt even cooler? Examples of cooler ways to die.
"There are cooler ways to die...
Like eating poprocks and soda in large quantities.
Playing extreme manhunt.
to die by your side the pleasure the priviledge is mine.
smiths...nice! i really like the lucksmiths cover of that song.
i was wondering if anyone would catch that refrence
i did....i was listening to that song too as i read it. REALLY trippy. lol
death by jolly rancher (the candy)
uh oh todd i think you just started something that is perhaps genius...
getting beaten to death with jello
lol, death by jello. that's a good one!
Is it jello from a jello wrestling match with hot chicks in the ring of jello? LOL!
I jello wrestled once...but I didn't die.
you haven't LIVED til you've jello wrestled. never woulda pegged you as a jello wrestler. though something tells me socal has jellow wrestled.
Seriously? I was supposed to do it a second time but my opponent broke her leg the week before so we couldn't do it. Way fun. Super gross.
i could ask about the attire, but i'll restrain myself. maybe your opponent was just scared...
Considering the fact that she was the top soccer player at my school and, although she was my height, had managed to actually pick me up and drop me on my back the first time we wrestled (I responded with a great leg sweep), I doubt she was scared :)
hahaha ummm....mayyyybe....lol
I wish Jamie Godfrey would die the same way Scarface's little friend died in the shower getting hacked up by a chainsaw HAHAHAHAHAHA
I wish Brian Valentine would die by committing suicide and murdering his whole family just like Chris Benoit
fantastic. thanks.
My favorite way to die would be to watch all of you die and then know that you are all dead because you do not worship Jehovah the way you should.
my favorite way to die is to drop a 'nade in the middle of a couple of guys. I hate to die by the sword. Or the noob. Or by host. Or maybe fire a rocket into a crowd, i'd die that way anyday
i too hate the noob combo death. or second or third consecutive sword deaths. definitely the insanely talented sniper death... i mean, c'mon, GET A LIFE!
I hate the insanely talented sniper death also... it just shows the just have WAY too much time on their hands... I cant complain about the noob combo because I do use that every once and a while...
ha you're killing me! I can do it and i never understood how but you just feel it
you guys are so crafty
Hunkpap is more crafty than I am... I should change my name to "Garbage Man" because Im always there to clean up there mess...
i'm mean your conversations are crafty.
once in a while i'll pull off some fast, crazy, long range, snap-o-the-wrist snipe and just i love it. but then theres also the times i find myself with a full sniper and i run around nervous and do nothing with it.
also i hate when i take the time to sneak up on a talented sniper and then he just turns around and no scopes me in the head and yells "ooohhhhhh nooooo scoopppppeee!"
Speaking of snipers... How'd you like to be blasted by a tank while picking off guys in a bell tower? That's a cool way to die.
that was frustrating. barry pepper's character was a total assassin and he had to go out like that? i would have tried to run at least. he watched the tank raise it's turret for what felt like 20 seconds...
i guess it kinda came together, in a religious sense. he was always muttering those catholic nonsenses, thinking God was guiding his hands. he lived by the sword and died by the sword! and he died in the same way he killed someone else earlier in the film... while picking people off from an elevated position.
wow, i'm a film nerd. *weeps*
Nice! You picked up on the scene I was speaking of.
Your poorly coded conversation has led me to some cool RL finds:
http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/21/darpa-funds-invisible-shoot-through-shield/
http://www.engadget.com/2007/07/02/darpa-funds-laser-guided-bullets/
I like how in the first link they clearly give credit to the origin of the personal shield concept..Dune
this whole forum kinda freaks me out...
this is called a THREAD, schiano. it's a THREAD
dude, im old school ezabel. back in the days of 1.0 and what not... i will call it what i want!
you tell 'em mike! YEA stupid 3.0 beta threads.....
IM SORRY IAN DO NOT BAN ME PLEASE I NEED EZABEL LIKE LILO NEEDS REHAB
*psssst* ian cant ban anybody... he needs the money from the google ads
LOL!
FACT: Men are more successful at suicide because they are more likely to use firearms and disfigure themselves. Women are less successful because they do not want to disfigure themselves, and use things like pills to attempt suicide.
i disagree...
i think it's because most women that "attempt suicide" are really just desperate for attention and really have no intention of killing themselves, but are trying to get pity.
like the girl from this college that "attempted suicide" by jumping out a second story window.
i saw that (tesoros 'facts') on the learning channel...there is a higher suicide rate for men.
*also
I agree with Matt... women just want pity...
okay dwite
haha, i now heard myself say that like him.
My favorite way to die is to jump in a vat of acid and pull Alex in with me. LOL!
i'd like to die from a million papercuts
i die from just one.
In front of a firing range...
i'd hate to be tortured by the local yakuza. they get up to some nasty business. brutal people.
Is there a particular reason why the Japanese mob would be out to torture you?
coconuts. more people die from falling coconuts than from sharks!
Did you learn that from that show Man vs Wild? Haha... He was on a deserted island trying to survive and mentioned that.
I've got a lover-ly bunch of coconuts...didily dee.
weird death - by cat litter
cat litter has this bacteria that can cause death and the book said something like 1200 people per year in the USA die from infections from cat litter
just from changing the cat litter and then sitting down to dinner without washing their hands
seriously they deserve it, why wouldn't you wash your hands after handling ANYTHING that comes in contact with ANY poop?!
wow so many more morbid people than i thought on here
(bats eyelashes)
bestill my little heart
that's another way to go, isn't it? This wasn't in your list. "bestilling your heart"
Strangled in a passionate rage by James Franco, hmmm can I turn blue??? Then he'd feel such remorse he'd hold my lifeless little body and cry for hours.
SHUT UP, it could totally happen and you ALL better come to the funeral!
Okay okay maybe I just think it'd be a hot scene in sum movie. PLUS I don't have to actually die then we'd totally grab like Cold Stone after...whatevah =P
Wait, do they have Cold Stone in Cali??? WHATEVAH!
hahaha i read this and i completely concur. good ending!!!!
when i was 12 my friends and i watched this one movie called "faces of death" one of the most disturbing movies ever.
yea sick
To look Jules Winnfield in the face as he says "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyrannies of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepards the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brothers' keeper and finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the lord when I lay my vengeance upon you" then he shoots me in the face.
to be in fiji on a surfing expedition
when a shark knocks me off my board into a orgy of Pterois volitans - stinging me senseless until i drown in my own stinging induced vomit.
death by clown nose.
im going to die by the hand of a midget clown.
to be swimming in the amazon river
and 6 Candiru ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru )
crawl up into my WOWWWWZERRRRR YOOOO.
Jump out of the water.
and kill myself.
as soon as you said swimming in the amazon, i thought, "he could get eaten by penis fish that way."
be hiking up the argentenian andes with some hottie...
get stranded for days..
She has to eat me, alive.
running man had those exploding collars
death by a ninja
nah, then you don't get to see it coming. death by a title wave! now that rocks.
or tidal wave. both are good
no, a title wave. a giant wave of book and song titles crushing you.
god...heat must be gettin' to me.
i kinda go with drowning. tidal wave maybe not b/c then you might die in the water by hitting something. but drowning, the way it deprives your brain of oxygen is almost like drugs. so when you dies its euphorically painless.
I always say that! No one listens to me!
The only thing is, the panic I'd have before the euphoria sets in... not gonna be fun
really!? nobody ever believes me either when i tell them this. yeah panic. but really at any point when you're close to death you're gonna panic. the other option would be a clean kill shot. no fear.
once you cut off the carotid artery blood stops flowing to brain and you go into a state of euphoria. so getting strangled is actually better than drowning.
its not better it's the same. Actually drowning is less bloody, so that might just make it better.
i think drowning would be worse...
i've been choked out before, that takes about 5 seconds or less to lose consciousness, and there is basically no pain
i've inhaled water before and that is pretty painful and probably takes longer to lose consciousness...
you'd get sliced and then possibly wake up in the new system! you'd wake up and be like "OH! how pretty! wait....what the heck happened to me!?"
death by a ninja with sharks for limbs
death by jawbone of an ass.
A donkey or a person who happens to be one? Haha...
FOUL: Reaching
ughhh saaamson!!
one heap! two heaps!
hey guys...
what
um. it's a private joke to alex and matt, but I'd love to fill ya in some time...
i'd like to die in a hail of gunfire
jumping ontop of a grenade to save a crowd of people.
or backed into a corner with a heavey machine gun each hand taking out as many of the 100 guys that shooting the crap out of you as you can.
Why do your parents let you out the door? LOL!
They don't. That's why he's always on ezabel.
you're always on ezabel. does that mean you don't leave your house. i happen to be at work right now.
Your parents put Matt in charge. You really have one of those exploding collars on.
exploding collars? that's not even a real thing.
Can be done easily.
that's what she said.
Who, your mom? hahaha
That's such a great line.
Yep, that's exactly what it means.
"A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go."
I bought this book, the encyclopedia of death, something like that, it goes from A-Z with weird ways in which people have died
So many bizzare ones
anyway being drawn and quartered would be pretty wicked
nuclear bomb - i wouldn't mind going that way, just instant incineration
beheading - i hear you can still feel and see for a couple of seconds - i want to know if this is true
I don't really have them in order I guess... but shark attack is definitely #3... of course i would try to fight the shark off (take out its eyes of course) but i'm not sure I could win
I also want to be hit by lightning
Like if i had a "Groundhog Day" experience I would totally do that - that was my favorite part of that whole movie him just killing himself in all kinds of ways.. so interesting. I want to know what that feels like, all of it, all of it.
i was wondering yesterday what your odds of living are if you get struck by lightning
Hmmmm, isn't it actually rare to die from it? Didn't Beachbum's brother get hit a while back?