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by alexOG 2001
· Jun 28, 2007 · 843 views · ·

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a thread inspired by juicymango...

my number one favorite way to die has to be jumping out of an airplane onto explosives.

what are your favorite ways to die?

116 Comments

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

i just saw this girl with a tee shirt on that had the no smoking sign and it said...there are way cooler ways to die. it just made me think of this forum. hehehehe

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

You know what would make that shirt even cooler? Examples of cooler ways to die.

"There are cooler ways to die...

Like eating poprocks and soda in large quantities.
Playing extreme manhunt.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

to die by your side the pleasure the priviledge is mine.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

smiths...nice! i really like the lucksmiths cover of that song.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

i was wondering if anyone would catch that refrence

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

i did....i was listening to that song too as i read it. REALLY trippy. lol

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

death by jolly rancher (the candy)

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

uh oh todd i think you just started something that is perhaps genius...

getting beaten to death with jello

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

lol, death by jello. that's a good one!

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Is it jello from a jello wrestling match with hot chicks in the ring of jello? LOL!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

I jello wrestled once...but I didn't die.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

you haven't LIVED til you've jello wrestled. never woulda pegged you as a jello wrestler. though something tells me socal has jellow wrestled.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Seriously? I was supposed to do it a second time but my opponent broke her leg the week before so we couldn't do it. Way fun. Super gross.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i could ask about the attire, but i'll restrain myself. maybe your opponent was just scared...

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Considering the fact that she was the top soccer player at my school and, although she was my height, had managed to actually pick me up and drop me on my back the first time we wrestled (I responded with a great leg sweep), I doubt she was scared :)

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

hahaha ummm....mayyyybe....lol

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brotherOG 2004 ·

I wish Jamie Godfrey would die the same way Scarface's little friend died in the shower getting hacked up by a chainsaw HAHAHAHAHAHA

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brotherOG 2004 ·

I wish Brian Valentine would die by committing suicide and murdering his whole family just like Chris Benoit

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

fantastic. thanks.

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brotherOG 2004 ·

My favorite way to die would be to watch all of you die and then know that you are all dead because you do not worship Jehovah the way you should.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

my favorite way to die is to drop a 'nade in the middle of a couple of guys. I hate to die by the sword. Or the noob. Or by host. Or maybe fire a rocket into a crowd, i'd die that way anyday

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i too hate the noob combo death. or second or third consecutive sword deaths. definitely the insanely talented sniper death... i mean, c'mon, GET A LIFE!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 ·

I hate the insanely talented sniper death also... it just shows the just have WAY too much time on their hands... I cant complain about the noob combo because I do use that every once and a while...

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

ha you're killing me! I can do it and i never understood how but you just feel it

iwz iwz ·

you guys are so crafty

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 ·

Hunkpap is more crafty than I am... I should change my name to "Garbage Man" because Im always there to clean up there mess...

iwz iwz ·

i'm mean your conversations are crafty.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

once in a while i'll pull off some fast, crazy, long range, snap-o-the-wrist snipe and just i love it. but then theres also the times i find myself with a full sniper and i run around nervous and do nothing with it.

also i hate when i take the time to sneak up on a talented sniper and then he just turns around and no scopes me in the head and yells "ooohhhhhh nooooo scoopppppeee!"

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brothermanOG 2004 offtopic ·

Speaking of snipers... How'd you like to be blasted by a tank while picking off guys in a bell tower? That's a cool way to die.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

that was frustrating. barry pepper's character was a total assassin and he had to go out like that? i would have tried to run at least. he watched the tank raise it's turret for what felt like 20 seconds...

i guess it kinda came together, in a religious sense. he was always muttering those catholic nonsenses, thinking God was guiding his hands. he lived by the sword and died by the sword! and he died in the same way he killed someone else earlier in the film... while picking people off from an elevated position.

wow, i'm a film nerd. *weeps*

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Nice! You picked up on the scene I was speaking of.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

I like how in the first link they clearly give credit to the origin of the personal shield concept..Dune

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rocksupastarFounder ·

this whole forum kinda freaks me out...

iwz iwz ·

this is called a THREAD, schiano. it's a THREAD

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rocksupastarFounder ·

dude, im old school ezabel. back in the days of 1.0 and what not... i will call it what i want!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

you tell 'em mike! YEA stupid 3.0 beta threads.....

IM SORRY IAN DO NOT BAN ME PLEASE I NEED EZABEL LIKE LILO NEEDS REHAB

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rocksupastarFounder ·

*psssst* ian cant ban anybody... he needs the money from the google ads

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

LOL!

iwz iwz ·

it's not funny i'm a total sellout :(

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

sell out, with me oh yea, sell out, with me tonight
the record companies gonna give me lots of money and
everything's gonna be...all right

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

the future freaks me out

iwz iwz ·

i'm not surprised

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

...........song title

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

FACT: Men are more successful at suicide because they are more likely to use firearms and disfigure themselves. Women are less successful because they do not want to disfigure themselves, and use things like pills to attempt suicide.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

i disagree...

i think it's because most women that "attempt suicide" are really just desperate for attention and really have no intention of killing themselves, but are trying to get pity.

like the girl from this college that "attempted suicide" by jumping out a second story window.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

i saw that (tesoros 'facts') on the learning channel...there is a higher suicide rate for men.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

*also

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 ·

I agree with Matt... women just want pity...

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

okay dwite

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

haha, i now heard myself say that like him.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

My favorite way to die is to jump in a vat of acid and pull Alex in with me. LOL!

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

i'd like to die from a million papercuts

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

i die from just one.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 ·

In front of a firing range...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i'd hate to be tortured by the local yakuza. they get up to some nasty business. brutal people.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Is there a particular reason why the Japanese mob would be out to torture you?

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001 ·

coconuts. more people die from falling coconuts than from sharks!

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Did you learn that from that show Man vs Wild? Haha... He was on a deserted island trying to survive and mentioned that.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

I've got a lover-ly bunch of coconuts...didily dee.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

weird death - by cat litter

cat litter has this bacteria that can cause death and the book said something like 1200 people per year in the USA die from infections from cat litter

just from changing the cat litter and then sitting down to dinner without washing their hands

seriously they deserve it, why wouldn't you wash your hands after handling ANYTHING that comes in contact with ANY poop?!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

ask some of the nasty chicks here! UGH they dont wash their hands after using the restroom BLECK

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alexOG 2001 ·

eeeeeewww

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

wow so many more morbid people than i thought on here

(bats eyelashes)

bestill my little heart

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

that's another way to go, isn't it? This wasn't in your list. "bestilling your heart"

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Strangled in a passionate rage by James Franco, hmmm can I turn blue??? Then he'd feel such remorse he'd hold my lifeless little body and cry for hours.

SHUT UP, it could totally happen and you ALL better come to the funeral!

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Okay okay maybe I just think it'd be a hot scene in sum movie. PLUS I don't have to actually die then we'd totally grab like Cold Stone after...whatevah =P

Wait, do they have Cold Stone in Cali??? WHATEVAH!

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

hahaha i read this and i completely concur. good ending!!!!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

when i was 12 my friends and i watched this one movie called "faces of death" one of the most disturbing movies ever.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

yea sick

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

To look Jules Winnfield in the face as he says "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyrannies of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepards the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brothers' keeper and finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the lord when I lay my vengeance upon you" then he shoots me in the face.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

ultimate way to go

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003 ·

are you saying God came down and stopped those bullets?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

to be in fiji on a surfing expedition
when a shark knocks me off my board into a orgy of Pterois volitans - stinging me senseless until i drown in my own stinging induced vomit.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

death by clown nose.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

im going to die by the hand of a midget clown.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

to be swimming in the amazon river
and 6 Candiru ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru )
crawl up into my WOWWWWZERRRRR YOOOO.

Jump out of the water.

and kill myself.

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

as soon as you said swimming in the amazon, i thought, "he could get eaten by penis fish that way."

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

be hiking up the argentenian andes with some hottie...
get stranded for days..
She has to eat me, alive.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

running man had those exploding collars

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

death by a ninja

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alexOG 2001 ·

nah, then you don't get to see it coming. death by a title wave! now that rocks.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

or tidal wave. both are good

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alexOG 2001 ·

no, a title wave. a giant wave of book and song titles crushing you.

god...heat must be gettin' to me.

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

i kinda go with drowning. tidal wave maybe not b/c then you might die in the water by hitting something. but drowning, the way it deprives your brain of oxygen is almost like drugs. so when you dies its euphorically painless.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

I always say that! No one listens to me!

The only thing is, the panic I'd have before the euphoria sets in... not gonna be fun

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

really!? nobody ever believes me either when i tell them this. yeah panic. but really at any point when you're close to death you're gonna panic. the other option would be a clean kill shot. no fear.

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alexOG 2001 ·

once you cut off the carotid artery blood stops flowing to brain and you go into a state of euphoria. so getting strangled is actually better than drowning.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

its not better it's the same. Actually drowning is less bloody, so that might just make it better.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

i think drowning would be worse...

i've been choked out before, that takes about 5 seconds or less to lose consciousness, and there is basically no pain

i've inhaled water before and that is pretty painful and probably takes longer to lose consciousness...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

you'd get sliced and then possibly wake up in the new system! you'd wake up and be like "OH! how pretty! wait....what the heck happened to me!?"

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

death by a ninja with sharks for limbs

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

death by jawbone of an ass.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

A donkey or a person who happens to be one? Haha...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

FOUL: Reaching

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

ughhh saaamson!!

iwz iwz ·

one heap! two heaps!

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

hey guys...

iwz iwz ·

what

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

um. it's a private joke to alex and matt, but I'd love to fill ya in some time...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i'd like to die in a hail of gunfire

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alexOG 2001 ·

jumping ontop of a grenade to save a crowd of people.

or backed into a corner with a heavey machine gun each hand taking out as many of the 100 guys that shooting the crap out of you as you can.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Why do your parents let you out the door? LOL!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

They don't. That's why he's always on ezabel.

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alexOG 2001 ·

you're always on ezabel. does that mean you don't leave your house. i happen to be at work right now.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Your parents put Matt in charge. You really have one of those exploding collars on.

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alexOG 2001 ·

exploding collars? that's not even a real thing.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Can be done easily.

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alexOG 2001 ·

that's what she said.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Who, your mom? hahaha

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

That's such a great line.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Yep, that's exactly what it means.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

"A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go."

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

I bought this book, the encyclopedia of death, something like that, it goes from A-Z with weird ways in which people have died

So many bizzare ones

anyway being drawn and quartered would be pretty wicked

nuclear bomb - i wouldn't mind going that way, just instant incineration

beheading - i hear you can still feel and see for a couple of seconds - i want to know if this is true

I don't really have them in order I guess... but shark attack is definitely #3... of course i would try to fight the shark off (take out its eyes of course) but i'm not sure I could win

I also want to be hit by lightning

Like if i had a "Groundhog Day" experience I would totally do that - that was my favorite part of that whole movie him just killing himself in all kinds of ways.. so interesting. I want to know what that feels like, all of it, all of it.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

i was wondering yesterday what your odds of living are if you get struck by lightning

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 ·

Hmmmm, isn't it actually rare to die from it? Didn't Beachbum's brother get hit a while back?

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