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fivezero Jun 28, 2007

death by a ninja

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alexOG 2001

nah, then you don't get to see it coming. death by a title wave! now that rocks.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

or tidal wave. both are good

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alexOG 2001

no, a title wave. a giant wave of book and song titles crushing you.

god...heat must be gettin' to me.

malibu malibuOG 2001

i kinda go with drowning. tidal wave maybe not b/c then you might die in the water by hitting something. but drowning, the way it deprives your brain of oxygen is almost like drugs. so when you dies its euphorically painless.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

I always say that! No one listens to me!

The only thing is, the panic I'd have before the euphoria sets in... not gonna be fun

malibu malibuOG 2001

really!? nobody ever believes me either when i tell them this. yeah panic. but really at any point when you're close to death you're gonna panic. the other option would be a clean kill shot. no fear.

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alexOG 2001

once you cut off the carotid artery blood stops flowing to brain and you go into a state of euphoria. so getting strangled is actually better than drowning.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

its not better it's the same. Actually drowning is less bloody, so that might just make it better.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i think drowning would be worse...

i've been choked out before, that takes about 5 seconds or less to lose consciousness, and there is basically no pain

i've inhaled water before and that is pretty painful and probably takes longer to lose consciousness...

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

you'd get sliced and then possibly wake up in the new system! you'd wake up and be like "OH! how pretty! wait....what the heck happened to me!?"

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