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alexOG 2001

FRANK: Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The

rooster goes with the hen. So, WHO'S HAVIN' SEX WITH THE CHICKEN?

GEORGE: Why don't we talk about it another time.

FRANK: But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a

chicken. Something's missing!

MRS. ROSS: Something's missing all right.

MR. ROSS: They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.

FRANK: THAT'S PERVERSE.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

hahaha!

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