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fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

okay. i was prepared for cheese.

not the best effects film ever made. the effects had me sitting there like a doofus with my mouth wide open. the effects were the main character, ever HUMAN performance took a back seat. not to say Shia wasn't pretty dang good and fun to watch, among other characters...

poor acting and forced scenes were. . . about as frequent as i thought they'd be-- but c'mon, everytime i'd be like "heyyy, that dialogue sucks" a car would transform into a huge robot and i'd be like "oh, shiznit!"

total popcorn eye candy wow car chicks robots sweet weapons shooting explosions movie.

loved it.

i think i laughed the hardest when anthony anderson's cousin was running from the swat team... around the hall, through the sliding glass door, over the picnic table, tackled into the pool. it was a metaphor for how rediculous the movie really is.

but ooohhhhh, loookkk, cars and robots! destruction and fire!

loved it.

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brothermanOG 2004

I thought the dialogue was great. A couple of moments were pure cheese, but overall the acting was pretty good. The scenes with Sam and his parents were the best.

That scene with the cousin running away from the SWAT was hilarious.

Between Optimus and Sam, they made the story awesome to me.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003

sam and his parents were mad funny. i liked the "handsome man" line. and the father/son knuckle pound when he saw the chick in sam's room.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

yeah i agree, i loved the dad

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

I loved it, too!

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