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iwz by iwz · May 17, 2007 · 651 views · ·

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juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

oh and Megan Fox is pretty but she has TERRIBLE skin. AWFUL. She needs to chemical peel that crap.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 ·

Yeah but those eyes are AWESOME!

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

No woman is perfect. I'd take her. haha

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 ·

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

(drool).....

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alexOG 2001 ·

her skin looked good in the movie...

she came up to me the other day, and asked me out. i told her to take a number.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

actually it didn't look good in the movie. She looked like she was trying to hide something, and that something was tons of zits.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Oh come on. How many women have a bod like that! Don't be so picky! haha

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

i'm not trying to be overly critical because yes, she looks better than most girls really, but i'm just saying when you're an actress in hollywood in a huge blockbuster you should have better skin, cuz you have the means to get stuff done, and your face is gonna be on a GIANT screen so you should want to have smooth skin! that's all

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Isn't this her first movie? I've never seen her in anything else. I'm sure she'll learn as she goes. Look at Jessica Simpson. She had bad skin then used Proactive. LOL!!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

yeah so this was pretty good

couple things though

they were at Hoover Dam and then 2 seconds later they were in a city.. what was that.. LA? Phoenix? How did they get to a city so fast.. I want to know. this bothered me for the rest of the movie hahahaha..

Also good job making the kid climb 40 flights of stairs only to bring him back down. Yeah, it's okay, there's alien robots flying around but i'm sure a government helicopter will be just fine there.

Oh and also it was so pro-war..war propaganda!! Soldiers are so cool, "losing is not an option with these guys", soldiers can do anything, and when you're done being awesome you totally get to go home to your wife and baby!! Haha..

Oh and why didn't the helicopter robot just destroy the city with that pulse thingie like he destroyed the army base? ALl of a sudden he was weak enough to be killed by Josh Duhamel's little gun?

hah

other than that it was really entertaining, I liked it, but of course I HAVE to pick it apart!!!

I love bumblebee

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Actually the helicopter guy (Blackout) got hit by two saber rounds from the jets flying over the city. Then one or two saber rounds from Duhamel. And his gun had a 2" diameter shell in it. One of them would blow us to bits.

The city was called Mission City.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

oh so it wasn't a real city

well that makes me feel better

haha

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alexOG 2001 ·

they were total7y making fun of the gubmint at the end though.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Are you from the ghetto now?

superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

the hoover dam is pretty close to vegas, but that city didn't look like vegas.

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

exactly. haha this bothered me so much... but then i realized it's a movie about giant alien robots

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

they always do that in movies. like in legally blonde, it was centered in Boston, MA. and you know the courthouse scene? it was filmed right next door to my allergist in Santa Ana:

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

The city is called Mission City. Ficticious.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

A bootlegged copy of the movie with Japanese subtitles.

http://moviezzone.blogspot.com/2007/06/av_6353.html

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

This scene is pretty good too. Peter Cullen did a great job as Optimus Prime.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

This gave me goosebumps when I first saw this scene.

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thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

saw it the other night, i really liked it. a few cheesy moments, but really not even that bad. the live action parts were actually pretty good. i liked how the kid interacted with his parents, i found that really funny. and the cgi was incredible, although at times it was hard to see everything with so much going on. i liked the slow motion parts the best because you can see everything clearly

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

okay. i was prepared for cheese.

not the best effects film ever made. the effects had me sitting there like a doofus with my mouth wide open. the effects were the main character, ever HUMAN performance took a back seat. not to say Shia wasn't pretty dang good and fun to watch, among other characters...

poor acting and forced scenes were. . . about as frequent as i thought they'd be-- but c'mon, everytime i'd be like "heyyy, that dialogue sucks" a car would transform into a huge robot and i'd be like "oh, shiznit!"

total popcorn eye candy wow car chicks robots sweet weapons shooting explosions movie.

loved it.

i think i laughed the hardest when anthony anderson's cousin was running from the swat team... around the hall, through the sliding glass door, over the picnic table, tackled into the pool. it was a metaphor for how rediculous the movie really is.

but ooohhhhh, loookkk, cars and robots! destruction and fire!

loved it.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

I thought the dialogue was great. A couple of moments were pure cheese, but overall the acting was pretty good. The scenes with Sam and his parents were the best.

That scene with the cousin running away from the SWAT was hilarious.

Between Optimus and Sam, they made the story awesome to me.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

sam and his parents were mad funny. i liked the "handsome man" line. and the father/son knuckle pound when he saw the chick in sam's room.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

yeah i agree, i loved the dad

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

I loved it, too!

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

I saw Transformers a second time yesterday and noticed something. Megatron is the only transformer that still resembles a cybertronian transformer. He never scanned an earth-like machine like the other transformers. So, if he is brought back by some miracle in a 2nd transformers movie, I wonder if he will become the Megatron we know from the cartoon. An interesting scenario to ponder.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

What? A Walther P38 U.N.C.L.E. Special, lol?! A large PISTOL?!

I hope not.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Maybe he'd look more like Galvatron. A big cannon.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 ·

I was thinking the same thing... he should come back as a big cannon... I cant see him coming back as a puny pistol

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

I never liked the fact that he turned into a pistol in the cartoon. They have to bring Megatron back though.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

from imdb:

Megatron's classic alternate mode was a Walther P38 pistol, but Hasbro the owners, and official distributors of the toyline stated that they would not produce a gun of any kind for their characters (it's also illegal to make replica toy guns in several jurisdictions). Also the writers thought it was like "having Darth Vader transform into his own lightsaber and someone else swinging him around," so it was changed to an "interstellar jet." Megatron was also given a less humanoid face to make him more menacing.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

although it's true he didn't appear to ever transform into anything in the movie

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

he didn't scan a vehicle. he was just naked robot megatron. no disguise.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Yeah. He went from being frozen to going into battle. No time to worry about becoming an earth vehicle or whatever.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

i'm so happy you guys are giving positive comments about this movie, most of the reviews i've seen have been ripping it. now i really can't wait to go see it. ahh, the critics are stupid usually anyway

iwz iwz ·

matt, you hate every movie anyway

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

He will be beaten if he trashes this movie.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

haha... yeah right

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alexOG 2001 ·

ahhh, an excellent movie. it was really quite brilliant. they kept the plot simple. the dialogue was good, and not corny. the humor (although slightly corny, but only as corny as a movie based on an 80's cartoon television show should be) was actually humorous.

but, the best part of the movie was the action. how can you go wrong with 50 foot tall robot ripping apart cities, flipping cars, and ripping each other to shreds. the whole movie was just one big action scene.

thoroughly entertaining. a+

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

It's funny, I read in many places people thought the plot had holes. I didn't see any.

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alexOG 2001 ·

i didn't notice any either. but even if it did, who cares? the plot wasn't the most important part of the movie. the creators of the movie did an incredible job of creating something that is entertaining. i don't care if the plot is weak, or if the jokes are a little cheesy. all i care about is that i am entertained when when i leave the theatre.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

What I loved the most, was that Optimus Prime was true to his character. "At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall.". I love it!!

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

that gave me chills! LOL everyone in the theater started clapping and hooting after that!

i LOVED this movie.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 ·

So the little Decepticon wasnt Soundwave, but actually Frenzy who is partners with Barricade... I just found that out this morning, just in case anyone was wondering...

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

I read that Soundwave will be in the sequel.

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

hahaha! i wanna see the little cassette dog hop out of his tape deck chest!

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

It'll probably be a CD dog.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

yeah it was the best. i loved it when they'd transform mid action!

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Yeah, we were like "wow...." when Barricade (police car) transformed while driving.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 ·

Wow... Alex Im surprised you actually gave this movie a good rating, you usually bash all movies that are hyped up...

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alexOG 2001 ·

i know, but this one was actually really good.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 ·

Great Film!! I give it an A!! The projector froze with 5 minutes left in the movie, that stunk, but it came back on like 20 minutes later so I was happy and they gave us free tickets to come back...

GO SEE IT!!

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

LOL! The theater I was in, they played the Simpsons trailer twice and didn't turn the lights off until after the movie started. No commercials though. I guess they didn't have time to splice them into the reel.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Cool movie. It's definitely entertaining, mind blowing sequences, and very funny throughout. I give it an A-.

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iwz iwz ·

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alexOG 2001 ·

hahaha!!! wow, what a bunch of sucks.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

LOL! That was awesome!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

just when you thought people couldn't get any nerdier

iwz iwz ·

you have to admit, some of those were very impressive

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

they were....

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

wowowow. rediculous.

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

Who wants to place bets that the 80's cartoon movie will be better than the live action one this year? haha

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superhero superheroOG 2004 ·

freakin hilarious. this looks so lame. yet i have to see it.

also - i think shia labouf is really cool. i don't know why. i really liked holes

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004 offtopic ·

Def agree w/ you I like Shia Labeouf to. Just borrowed Holes a few weeks ago great movie!

juicymango juicymangoOG 2003 ·

oh man!! i never even saw transformers and i was never into it but that trailer gave me chills

and i hate michael bay!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

it's funny how the execs can literally buy our attention with nostalgia and effects. they buy the popular property, then they produce a big budget effects picture, the masses drool! i dislike every single talent in this movie, in front of and behind the camera. stillll, i'll be there because it's the TRANSFORMERS! and the effects... oyyy, they look better than anything i've ever seen.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

what? MEgAN FOX!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 ·

WOW I almost wet my pants...

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

I did

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brothermanOG 2004 ·

(Jaw drops to ground) I feel like I am 8 again.

socalgal socalgalOG 2003 ·

yeah...i just saw this and almost died! optimus dude...OMG! I LOVED how they transform mid-air too!

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