I was making coffee in my kitchen this morning and I look down and see this black thing the size of a nickel. I looked more closely and it was a nickel sized jumping spider. I wacked him with the coffee filter holder 10 times and he still lived. Then I sprayed him with lysol. Haha... Finally he was dazed and confused, so I crushed him with a box of capri sun drinks. It made a nice crunchy sound. LOL!
Sweetness you left out the best part! How you next proceeded to saute up that bad boy with sum chives for a killer omelet YUM!
Haha... Mmmm... Protein...