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brothermanOG 2004

I was making coffee in my kitchen this morning and I look down and see this black thing the size of a nickel. I looked more closely and it was a nickel sized jumping spider. I wacked him with the coffee filter holder 10 times and he still lived. Then I sprayed him with lysol. Haha... Finally he was dazed and confused, so I crushed him with a box of capri sun drinks. It made a nice crunchy sound. LOL!

originalsnob originalsnobOG 2004

Sweetness you left out the best part! How you next proceeded to saute up that bad boy with sum chives for a killer omelet YUM!

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brothermanOG 2004

Haha... Mmmm... Protein...

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