World's Shortest Fairytale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "will you marry me?' The girl said "NO" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with her friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and purses, stayed skinny and was never farted on.
THE END
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you forgot the part about what happened after she maxed out all her credit cards, realized she didn't have a job, and went to jail for tax evasion because she didn't know she had to pay taxes and stuff
HAHA! yeaaaa...not true of all women, but true of me. i need someone to keep me in check. :) (But most guys need that too!)
This cracked me up! I have no credit cards or debt but, maybe I could work on my cooking skills. It's hilarious that most guys I know could whip me in the kitchen. sNoB being put in check: "Wife your cooking skills DOWN IN THE GUTTER rectify immediately...that is all."
either you marry rich so you can hire someone to cook for you OR you marry a guy that can cook! LOL
one of my good friends, her hubby LOVES cooking and she hates it, so they have a deal, he cooks, she cleans up the mess. they've been married 10 years and it totally works. lol *he cooks SO good too
It's scary how well this would work.
Actually I want to learn to be a decent cook but, should I fail in this respect...I actually LUV cleaning (ridiculously so bordering OCD) so this would be a GREAT compromise HA!
See this Gina you're indispensable better than like, American Express Don't leave home without you and I never do all I have to do is press G in my phone & *POOF* INSTANT WISDOM =P
i will teach you how to cook!! Tell Talina she should have a Pampered Chef party and you will learn!
i have a couple friends who there husband does ALL of the cooking and cleaning plus has full time jobs.
not my ideal, but im sure its theirs!
yeah i couldn't let my hubby do the cleaning, if he wants to help GREAT. but i like things JUST so AND im old school....i feel its my place to do that. now cooking...same thing if he wants to and is a good cook...have at it! LOL
well not that i think that its MY place or HIS place to do anything, i just feel like its give & take. having your husband do everything is well.....lazy. haha well not if you do just as much work outside. i guess i dont know their whole situation. no judging :)
im just old school like that :P but yeah i see your point...i'd think the wife was lazy if he did everything.
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