Get this: The UPS guy delivered something to him instead of me because I didn't answer my doorbell. First of all, the UPS guy shouldn't give the package to anyone other than the addressee, so that pisses me off. So my landlord knocks on my back door, hands me the package and says, "You gotta answer your doorbell." I think my eyes turned red. I didn't answer because I was in the bathroom. What does he care?! Let the UPS guy leave the box on my porch. Then, I moved our kitchen garbage can to the back deck because I made shrimp stock and even though I emptied the bag, the can smelled. He frowns and says, "There's not supposed to be anything on this deck." I swear, I balled my fist. I don't want to live next door to my parents. We pay our rent on time and I don't need this crap.