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thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

noteable quotes from the very first musings page way back when (nov 2000)

Big Bad J - "Why work, when you can just rob old women?"

bozo - OK matt, i'm thinking you should look into being a ball bearing. I hear thats a great experience and yet soothing, so they say

j_trips - Ian picks his scabs and eats them... it's the high point of his day...

hugz4u - ian is the smelliest boy ever!! smelly pit boy!!! eternity deodorant.... yum!

the funky fresh - yo man, i was just in vermont and i was like coming down the slope, and like, i hit this like jump, and i like was thinking yeah man! im the best snowboarder ever man! so i like did this misty 720 triple backflip grab and landed it perfectly, and like all these people were like waiting for me at the bottom of the mountain and they were like telling me i was the best and asking me for my AUTOGRAPH and stuff, and they like wanted me to sign a record deal, and so i did, and now im a celebrity and i'm rich and your not! HA HA HA HA I RULE!! YESSSSSSSS

dean77 - Iiiiii caaannn beeeeee anything.
rae rae - Matt is turning his own room into a gas chamber. save yourself and don't come over

rock supastar - hey matt.. lets go see if we can shovel old people driveways.. thats where the money is...
"here you go boys, and you did such a fine job too. Here you go now" DINK.. and we get a WHOLE 25 CENTS..
"gee thanks ms.'get outta the 20's, its not the depression anymore' we can go buy a whole M&M with that".... cheap old bag....

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

in the yeeeeear 2000!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

haha, i forgot about this one:

slygrl911 - oh my goodness, matt is just SOOOOOOO cute!

i think that was me that created the fake name

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

haha and

hipchick - no way silly, Mike is the hottest guy since ricky martin. Actually he is WAAAAAAY hotter!!!

(that was mike)

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

hjahahhaha, dude, remember we had a huge SLEW of those fake names... i remember i created like 20 of them, finally ian banned me.

i cant remember the pw for them now.

dude... remember when we hacked hotornot... hahahahahahhaha

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

LOL is that website still around...im going to check. that was the best.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

lol that was great!

i dont think it was hotornot though, i thought it was that ratemypicture or something. we figured out that the password "fart" was a universal password with admin rights to every account, so we changed alot of the guy's profiles to say they were gay. CLASSIC

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA! are you serious that is hilAREous

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

hmmm they all were like the same website... lol that was CLASSIC... me and matt took like 2 or 3 hrs that day just screwing around with peoples profiles. hahaha

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